@maya+$1,284.20@jules−$402.11@dev+$88.04@you+$1,284.20@kal+$3,120.66@river−$76.10@sam+$219.40@neel+$640.00@bee−$1,002.55@theo+$54.99@maya+$1,284.20@jules−$402.11@dev+$88.04@you+$1,284.20@kal+$3,120.66@river−$76.10@sam+$219.40@neel+$640.00@bee−$1,002.55@theo+$54.99@maya+$1,284.20@jules−$402.11@dev+$88.04@you+$1,284.20@kal+$3,120.66@river−$76.10@sam+$219.40@neel+$640.00@bee−$1,002.55@theo+$54.99
pocketwatch
now in private beta

trade with
your friends.

A group chat agent that watches every trade your friends make and keeps a running leaderboard of who's actually beating the market. Connect once, then talk shit forever.

🔒 Read-only via Plaid·Bank-grade encryption·Free during beta
9:41The Chads · 4 ●
pocketwatch
Eric just sold Goon Coin at a 17% loss 💀
pocketwatch · @eric
TODAY ↓
−$842−17.04%
$GOON · sold 11:42realized loss
david
damn bro you got rinsed on that trade
eric
yeaaa i had to cut my losses
iMessage

supported today

Robinhood & Coinbase. More on the way.

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how it works

A group chat agent that watches every trade your friends make.

/01

Connect your brokerage

Link Robinhood or Coinbase in 30 seconds with Plaid. Read-only — we literally cannot place a trade. Your friends do the same.

/02

Add the agent to your chat

Drop the pocketwatch agent into your group chat. It quietly watches trades across everyone who's connected. Nobody has to lift a finger.

/03

It posts. You roast.

When someone makes a trade, the agent posts it to the chat with a live PnL card. A running leaderboard ranks who's actually cooking and who's coping.

the leaderboard

your group chat,
ranked.

Updated live as trades land. The agent tracks every position across everyone connected and posts the standings on demand. Reset Monday. Trash talk strongly encouraged.

TodayWeekMonthAll-time
  • 1@kal
    +$3,120.66+4.82%
  • 2@maya
    +$1,284.20+2.41%
  • 3@youyou
    +$1,284.20+2.41%
  • 4@neel
    +$640.00+0.91%
  • 5@sam
    +$219.40+0.30%
  • 6@river
    −$76.10−0.12%
  • 7@jules
    −$402.11−0.81%
  • 8@bee
    −$1,002.55−1.54%

* sample data · friends only see what you choose to show them

features

Everything the agent does, while you pretend not to look.

01

Auto trade alerts

The agent posts a live card to your group chat the moment a friend buys, sells, or fumbles a position. No screenshots, no delay.

02

Group leaderboards

See who's up, who's down, who's quietly buying leveraged ETFs at 2am. Reset daily, weekly, monthly, all-time.

03

Privacy you control

Show % without $. Show $ without holdings. Hide a position entirely. You decide what the chat sees about every trade.

04

Read-only by design

Plaid tokens scoped to balances and positions only. We physically can't place a trade. Bank-grade encryption.

05

Works in your chat

iMessage, WhatsApp, Discord. The agent shows up where your friends already are — no new app to convince anyone to download.

06

Mute & opt out

Pause posts during a bad week. Hide specific tickers. Leave the chat. The agent respects the room.

early access

Trading is more fun with witnesses.

Join the waitlist. We're letting groups in slowly so the leaderboards stay spicy.