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Auto trade alerts
The agent posts a live card to your group chat the moment a friend buys, sells, or fumbles a position. No screenshots, no delay.
A group chat agent that watches every trade your friends make and keeps a running leaderboard of who's actually beating the market. Connect once, then talk shit forever.
supported today
Robinhood & Coinbase. More on the way.
how it works
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Link Robinhood or Coinbase in 30 seconds with Plaid. Read-only — we literally cannot place a trade. Your friends do the same.
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Drop the pocketwatch agent into your group chat. It quietly watches trades across everyone who's connected. Nobody has to lift a finger.
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When someone makes a trade, the agent posts it to the chat with a live PnL card. A running leaderboard ranks who's actually cooking and who's coping.
the leaderboard
Updated live as trades land. The agent tracks every position across everyone connected and posts the standings on demand. Reset Monday. Trash talk strongly encouraged.
* sample data · friends only see what you choose to show them
features
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The agent posts a live card to your group chat the moment a friend buys, sells, or fumbles a position. No screenshots, no delay.
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See who's up, who's down, who's quietly buying leveraged ETFs at 2am. Reset daily, weekly, monthly, all-time.
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Show % without $. Show $ without holdings. Hide a position entirely. You decide what the chat sees about every trade.
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Plaid tokens scoped to balances and positions only. We physically can't place a trade. Bank-grade encryption.
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iMessage, WhatsApp, Discord. The agent shows up where your friends already are — no new app to convince anyone to download.
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Pause posts during a bad week. Hide specific tickers. Leave the chat. The agent respects the room.
early access
Join the waitlist. We're letting groups in slowly so the leaderboards stay spicy.